The reason there is no flu this winter is because everyone is wearing masks.  The reason that there are so many cases of COVID is because there are too many irresponsible people not wearing masks.

When someone dies after testing positive for COVID, it is a COVID death.  If someone dies after getting vaccinated, it is a coincidence because they were already old or sick.

When BLM and Antifa protesters burn buildings and loot stores, it is social justice.  When Trump supporters enter the Capitol building, it is insurrection and a coup attempt.

When the U.S. government overthrows a foreign leader, it is spreading democracy.  If a foreign leader is overthrown who was loyal to the U.S. government, then it is subverting democracy.

When Google, Facebook, and Twitter censor people for their political views, they are private companies and can do whatever they want.  When a baker refuses to bake a cake for a gay couple’s wedding, it is a public business that must not discriminate.

If you are a big corporation, then you are deemed essential.  If you are a small business, then you may be deemed non-essential and forced to shut down or obey other government orders, even when they aren’t laws.

If you question the integrity of the 2020 election, then you are a conspiracy theorist and possibly inciting insurrection.  If you question the integrity of the 2016 election citing anonymous sources and a dossier from a Clinton associate, then you are a patriotic American and a strong advocate of keeping Russia out of our elections.

If you support Trump in any way, or if you question certain government directives, then you may be a domestic terrorist.  If you dutifully obey all of the commands handed down by Biden and the establishment, then you support unity.

If Dr. Fauci says something, then you should listen to him because he is a doctor and an expert. If any doctor, including an epidemiologist, suggests something contrary to establishment opinion, then the person is a quack and must be censored.

If you go out to eat or do anything fun in public, you want to kill grandma.  If you attend a BLM rally, then you strive for social justice, and the virus cannot be spread.

If you repeat something you heard from the establishment media, then you have the right to free speech.  If you say something contrary to the establishment media, then you are dangerous and must be censored.